the condom got lost in my hair
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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