i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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