Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
