If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
You surviving the open bar?
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My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
You are a genius and a whore.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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