I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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