she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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