U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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