I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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