so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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