I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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