Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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