i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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