I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
My life is pants optional.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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