I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
she smelled like a LAN party
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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