the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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