Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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