he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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