ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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