Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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