he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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