no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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