why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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