South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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