Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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