This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I got inside last night via doggy door
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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