I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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