But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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