OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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