I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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