im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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