Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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