Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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