Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
this will be a night to untag.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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