If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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