I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
He kissed a someone with a penis
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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