Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
