you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
No subtext here. People are naked.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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