Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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