Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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