Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
She announced her abortion via fbk
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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