i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I FOUND THE LEGS
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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