its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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