I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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