woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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