your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
operation harelip BJ is a go
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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