that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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