You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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