True but thats because hes a fetus.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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