whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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