I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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